National Grab some Ass Day 

On this day October 2nd of every year you shall slap, grab, touch, stroke, any 2 girls booty. This is a day that will be looked forwarded to and missed. If you go over the limit you shall be disqualified for the rest of your life from this national holiday

It’s National Grab some ass Day so let’s slap some booty.

National Grab some Ass Day by Jdonkeydick October 2, 2018

National Grab-some-more Ass Day 

A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.

Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day

National Grab-some-more Ass Day by Donald Skin May 25, 2018