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National Cock and Ball Torture Day 

January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!
John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away
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January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day

January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day, is a national celebration in which all people no matter what age must attend into doing Cock and Ball Torture, either by using machine, hands, other people ect.
hey, it’s January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day.
I’m so excited for January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day