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national chloe day 

national chloe day is actually every day because chloe is super duper awesome. you dont like chloe? fuck you kill yourself

we <3 chloe
ferris: "have u heard?"
chloe: "heard what"
simon: "its national chloe day"
chloe: "woaaah"
ferris: "dont tell her its everyday so we can continuously tell her its chloe day to make her ecstatic"

National Fuck Chloe Day 

National Fuck Chloe Day is when you fuck chloe zammit as hard as you can until she goes to sleep with her llamas
BF: “Biċċa, today is National Fuck Chloe Day so I have to fuck you
Chloe: “Okay, do whatever you want with me :)”

National punch Chloe day

On January 24 if you know a Chloe give her a punch
I can’t wait to hit Chloe on national Punch Chloe day

national josh has sex with chloe day 

no matter what josh has to have sex with chloe on the 10th of november
guy a: hey, its "national josh has sex with chloe day".
josh: FUCK!
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026