The official day of anal is April 21st. On this special day, females who REALLY
love their spouses, or are just
freaky as hell, feel almost obligated to give their man some quality
anal sex. Once a year, men across the nation look forward to what is referred to as, "the best holiday ever created."
Guy 1: hey man do you know what
tomorrow is?
Guy 2:
easter?
Guy1: yes.
easter and.....NATIONAL ANAL DAY!!!
Guy2: oh shit man i almost forgot! Make sure your girl stays away from the brussel sprouts at dinner!