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National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day 

December 17th is National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day. This is the one day of the year where it will be socially acceptable to throw a crab at a McDonald’s employee. Gender of crab is not of importance but please no female crabs.
Quote 1 - DeMarcus: come with me to get some crabs from the fish market! they’re on sale today for only $6 each!
Jamal: oh ya! I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day!

Quote 2 - McDonalds Employee: Hey! What do you think you’re doing!?
Jamal: Look at the date, dumbass!
McDonalds Employee: oh ya I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day! My bad!

National give your girl best friend a hoodie day

November 28th is national give your girl best friend a day, girls love getting boys hoodies as let’s be honest they are far better, so why not make a national day for it!
Happy national give your girl best friend a hoodie day!”

“Does this mean I have to give you one of my hoodies?”
“Yep”
“Brilliant”

National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day

On May 14th you post an embarrassing/awkward photo of your bestfriend(s) on any social media.
For eg. *insert picture* caption: Happy National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day!

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu 

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,
Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

National beat the living shit out a ginger day 

On the 24th of September it’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day on this day you get to beat the living shit out of one ginger and only one pick wisely
It’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day let’s go beat up the ginger twat

National fw a nigga u used to hate day 

Bitchez n hoez jus b fw niggaz they used to hate on dis day
Bitchez n hoez: “Damn, i used to hate dat uglass nigga, but it’s National fw a nigga u used to hate day, and he kinda lookin fine!”