December 17th is National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day. This is the one day of the year where it will be socially acceptable to throw a crab at a McDonald’s employee. Gender of crab is not of importance but please no female crabs.
Quote 1 - DeMarcus: come with me to get some crabs from the fish market! they’re on sale today for only $6 each!
Jamal: oh ya! I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day!
Quote 2 - McDonalds Employee: Hey! What do you think you’re doing!?
Jamal: Look at the date, dumbass!
McDonalds Employee: oh ya I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day! My bad!
November 28th is national give your girl best friend a day, girlslove getting boys hoodies as let’s be honest they are far better, so why not make a national day for it!
Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,
Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu
On the 24th of September it’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day on this day you get to beat the living shit out of oneginger and only one pick wisely
It’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day let’s go beat up the ginger twat
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.