natch

A shortened form of biznatch, meaning bitch. Most used in a friendly way rather than a demeaning way.

Girl: Get over here, natch!

by waterxlilyzzs September 3, 2007

Natch

A bald spot on a persons facial or body hair.
A 'N'egative p'ATCH' of hair.

What's with that funky natch on your face?

by Shaz_Mazoo July 20, 2006

natch

n. The NATure CHannel. Also as: Natch, NatCh and (rarely) NATCH. Usually follows a definite article.

Heya chap, were you watching 'When Bears Attack' last night on the natch? Was it not the shizzle?

by UncoolCentral October 20, 2005

natch

Literally, from or of the rump. Originally used as a meatpacking term. Can be used to substitute any form of a negative word.

Dude, I just took Dr. Baumer's test - it was freakin' natch!

Yo goat, wash your stinky ass socks man...they smell super natch.

I boned Ashley last night and her cunt was natch.

by B'jackoff October 16, 2004

Natch

A shortened version of "biznatch"

Reese: So then Carey slapped her right in front of Tom.
Mariah: Geese, she's such a natch.

by thegreatestshineonearth May 21, 2009

natch ratch

Naturally Ratchet. You were born ratchet. There's nothing you can do about it either.

"Taylor is so natch ratch"

by LizzieMaher March 4, 2014

natch

A degroatory term for a short, ugly man. Typically used in reference to someone from the southern united states, such as Florida, who can be described as a geek and dweeb. A "natch" will typically be someone who swing dances or lindy-hops, engages in a profession such as engineering and will usually host an uninteresting blog about himself and his numerous inconsequential achievements.

Dude! I don't care about what connection speed your cell phone gets to the internet! Stop being such a natch!

by Le Pepy July 1, 2005