church naked

The more PG way of explaining nakedness.

The state of being bare, excluding underwear.

Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness

by notncrmie July 12, 2017

naked fairy

The girl, or woman, who runs around the property naked without thought or shame.

You should head out to Keith's place, the naked fairy is out today.

by fairywitch February 1, 2022

Naked back

when ur boyfriend does understands a joke

“you hang out with grant and you don’t know what a Naked back is?”

by aidan’s girlfriend December 23, 2021

naked may 31

every 4 years (2016,2020.2024.2028)on the 31 of may this event happens in which people can ask for nudes without having to send some back the person cannot ask for any as well accept is is not ment to be because of this day

person 1 hey its naked may 31
person 2 damit alright
person 1 haha thank you

by jackalob May 30, 2020

naked 8

When discussing females amognst your boys, a female might be classified as a naked 8. She is not consodered and 8 unless she is comoletely naked.

“No bro that chick is a 7.” Bob says he agrees with that statement, “bit she is a naked 8”

by AbsolutelyYes December 30, 2019

naked sevens

Something that bugs you so much even though you could live without changing it. Or you can't change it yourself, someone else must do it. You get anxious it bugs you so much.

Her grass is SO long, it bugs me like naked sevens!

I hate the way my teacher writes her 7's, they don't have lines through them like I write them. They're naked sevens!

by happyasaclam12 March 26, 2011

Naked DIY

A colloquial term to indicate that one is masterbating.

A: "Hey, what you doing? Wanna grab some food?"
B: "Erm, can't right now, kinda started some naked DIY..."
A: "tmi... 🙄"

by RobMadeMeDoIt October 6, 2016