naked mole rat 

Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.

She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.

After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.

That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!

naked mole rat by Inanna October 21, 2007

Naked Mole Rat 

Uncircumcised Penis

I don't know anyone with a Naked Mole Rat...

Naked Mole Rat by taggerung December 1, 2009

naked mole rat 

most possibly the grossest looking animal in the history of the world it has no hair and is all wrinkly

person 1 : oh my god what is that it looks like the devil has come from hell arrrghhh!!!!!!!!
person 2 : nah it's just a naked mole rat

naked mole rat by ranga August 13, 2006

naked mole rat 

a vagina with teeth. Hurting the wang on contact when it does not want to be entered. otherwise known as rape, or one ugly ass dude trying to take advantage of your drunk ass. It is a natural reflex of the vagina.

"here fucking naked mole rat closed right on my dick!, it fucking tore it off!"

"i am one ball less because of her naked mole rat."

naked mole rat by tearrrr itt offf March 21, 2009

Naked Mole Rat 

A girl with Blondish Brownish hair otherwise known as Amber. She loves chocolate and long walks on the beach. She's got cute little freckles and cheeks you just want to squeeze. The cheeks on her face is what I'm talking about. Not her butt chekks, there to small. Nah Nah, jk. For short call her N.M.R.!!!!

"Is That An N.M.R.!?" Girl 1

" You mean a naked mole rat?" Girl 2

"Oh, yeah" Girl 1

Naked Mole Rat by dgjdghfghf girl September 9, 2009

naked mole rat 

A penis.

biggest naked mole rat ive seen in a while!

naked mole rat by chittychittybangbangs December 6, 2010

Naked Mole Rat 

A cigarette smoking carnivore most likely seen in the bushes or trying to avoid work somewhere in a portapotty most commonly known as a "willhite" digs in buttock daily, red headed and freckle faced, makes good friend

Younder in the brush lies a naked mole rat in its natural habitat

Naked Mole Rat by YeeyeeOicu September 28, 2018