naked bear

A fat hairy gay man with a large dick.
Man your stepdad is a naked bear-allison

Ya my mom tells me that all the time-alison
by Nakedbearotter April 18, 2017
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(Care) Bear Naked

Naked except for Pink Care Bear leg warmers and pink high heeled pumps.
Did you see that smokin' hot model on Etsy? She was (Care) Bear Naked! I bet she's dyed her bush neon pink to match!
by Weirdorama December 16, 2009
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Bear Naked Constrictor

A bald pussy that can squeeze the internal contents from any cock large or small.
Damn she put that bear naked constrictor on me and now my cock is ruined.
by Bear Naked Constrictor February 06, 2025
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