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NCFCA
A group of social outcasts who have combined the ultimate form of homeschooler. They are a mixture of homeschooled, nerdy, christians, and creatures who enjoy doing debate. For a group of beings that are so socially awkward, it is a nightmare to see hundreds of them attempt to communicate their political desires to parents who just want sleep.
Thankfully, the requirements of joining the league are very low... In fact, you can be stupid and still win tournaments since it's all about conveying emotions and sounding like you know what you're saying.
Finally, NCFCA has a beautiful judging panel. Since obviously it is very professional, students must dress up in suitcoats and be in professional casual to present their world changing ideas to qualified judges. When we use the term qualified judges, these include people such as homeless people on the side of the street that were promised food, parents who are still wondering what they signed up for, and coaches who think they know what they are doing but honestly are still teaching the chair analogy...
In the end, NCFCA is a beautiful place.... but you'll probably catch ligma.
Thankfully, the requirements of joining the league are very low... In fact, you can be stupid and still win tournaments since it's all about conveying emotions and sounding like you know what you're saying.
Finally, NCFCA has a beautiful judging panel. Since obviously it is very professional, students must dress up in suitcoats and be in professional casual to present their world changing ideas to qualified judges. When we use the term qualified judges, these include people such as homeless people on the side of the street that were promised food, parents who are still wondering what they signed up for, and coaches who think they know what they are doing but honestly are still teaching the chair analogy...
In the end, NCFCA is a beautiful place.... but you'll probably catch ligma.
Oh no its that kid from NCFCA... I heard he contracted ligma and sugma from the last tournament.
Hey, look! It's that chicken dude from NCFCA... I heard he is good at respecting women and beating them at the same time.
Birds aren't real.
Hey, look! It's that chicken dude from NCFCA... I heard he is good at respecting women and beating them at the same time.
Birds aren't real.
NCFCA by CurbYourNCFCA August 17, 2018
NCFCA
A league where Christian, homeschools, republican teenagers gather together dressed in suits, ties, high heels, and name tags to collectively yell at each about things they honestly don't care about, tell judges things they probably already know, starve themselves on purpose, and kill their sleep schedules so that they can do this.
And judges
eat
it
up
This is where parents get their "hope for the future" but of course these same people might faint if they saw their children eat a meatball so that says something for their sanity.
The number of student led cults involved is over the top, stretching from paper clips to rice. That says something for the students' sanity.
Finally "NCFCAers" - as they are sometimes called - tend to look down on every other speech and debate league. STOA, Toast Masters, and all the others. And to be quite frank while NCFCAers are crazy the others are worse.
(btw did you want to come a judge a tourney?)
And judges
eat
it
up
This is where parents get their "hope for the future" but of course these same people might faint if they saw their children eat a meatball so that says something for their sanity.
The number of student led cults involved is over the top, stretching from paper clips to rice. That says something for the students' sanity.
Finally "NCFCAers" - as they are sometimes called - tend to look down on every other speech and debate league. STOA, Toast Masters, and all the others. And to be quite frank while NCFCAers are crazy the others are worse.
(btw did you want to come a judge a tourney?)
I competed in NCFCA and so did my sister. I'm in jail and she's a senator.
NCFCAers are insane.
Heil Hydra.
NCFCAers are insane.
Heil Hydra.
NCFCA by WinterPolar November 23, 2022