Net Transmitted Diseases
an acronym pertaining to Spyware and Viruses picked up while surfing the internet with out the protection of anti-virus and anti-spyware programs.
Customer: I keep getting pop-ups, and i can't open internet explorer with out receiving and error

Computer tech: It shounds like you have contracted a bad case of NTDs
by Eric Walkuski September 15, 2006
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the #ntd movement is a movement where girls across the globe kick their exes in the balls. nick the dick was a very dicky person with a very dicky personality if you have not yet noticed:).
becky: "so tell me about that ex."
me: "oh he's a dick."
becky" nick the dick."
me: "let's start a movement, the nick the dick movement."
both: "#ntd movement! "
by allsmilesallaround May 11, 2018
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The NTD also known as the North Towanda Dandy is a gas station where you can find the most redneck country kids with big fat lippers of Copenhagen hanging out looking at their rice burners and beat up pick up trucks talking about the mud crickets they pick up and all the beer they drink.
Damn, i saw the filthiest mud cricket hanging out of Honda Civic last night at the NTD
by FuckMercedesBenz January 13, 2018
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No Trigger Discipline.

When one has no aim when taking a piss
That dude has NTD! He pissed all over the floor!
by NObrunoBruno August 30, 2023
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Just a minor situation like it isn't that important can move past it.
Bro she cheated on u but its ntd don't worry.
by a1jonathan May 14, 2023
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