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Not real person. An acronym used on web forums when a regular member tells elaborate, troll-like stories about their life. Really it's usually a fantasy of the poster and/or a way to try to make other members jealous or start a flame war.
twinkydinky says: My boyfriend fucked my sister and knocked her up. I am eight months pregnant with his child and she is pro-life. What am I going to do?

blarb says: NRP
by Skippy-doo June 01, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Nationally Registered Paramedic
This means a person displaying NRP or NR-P behind their name has completed a year of rigorous classroom, and hands on training to become a paramedic. They also must pass a hands on assessment of pt care along with a computer based adaptive test for knowledge. One must also continue their education through the use of CEUs (Continuing education credits) to, in many cases, exceed and some times double the state requirements for renewal of their Paramedic License or Certification.
EMT1- "Hey did you here Bill passed his National Registry tests?"
EMT2- "That's awesome, just think Bill NR-P"
EMT1- "Yea I know he studied and worked hard, Didn't his wife leave him while he was in the process of getting it though?"
EMT2- "She did but who cares, Bill is now NR-P, that's good enough"
by nibejeebies August 21, 2014
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Nice Relaxing Pooh. A Dump. A shit. To take the papers into the toilet and have a satisfying dump. ORIGIN, British wacky comedians Reeves & Mortimer interviewing model Caprice, asking her "after a busy day's photography, do you go home and have a nice relaxing pooh?"
Put my dinner in the oven dear, I'm off for an NRP
by wuggy December 12, 2007
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Acronym for No Reason Party.Just like it sounds it happens for no apparent reason; but there is lots of sex and lots of beer and moderate moshing.
1:Last nights NRP gave me one hella hangover.
2:Dude.
1:Dude...
by P'diddy August 14, 2006
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No Reason Pain
To wake up one day and have a pain for no apparent reason. Any body part can hurt without just cause.
"I had the worst NRP in my leg yesterday, but now it's gone."
by Bofe1234 January 21, 2008
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