Non-penetration special
Last night I gave Sanzo the NPS and she creamed!
by Just Cause i am Wondering January 23, 2009
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1. A nudy pic usually sent with a cell phone.
by bladehadley March 11, 2010
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3 dicks in the ass
3 dicks in the pussy
3 dicks in the mouth

OR:

6 dicks in the ass
2 dicks in the pussy
1 dick in the mouth

etc...
by fuckyouyoufuckinfuck September 10, 2004
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Person 1: can you help me clean up?
Person 2: yes!
Person 1: thank you!
Person 2: np!
by BriLila9891 July 15, 2015
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short for 'new pussy', a girl you have not previously banged. a discrete way of talking about banging new girls without giving it away. the object of many wagers between friends.
Bo is having a career year NP year, he's banged over 10 girls this year alone!
I bet you $200 I get NP before you do.
by TheHypeKid September 30, 2005
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Nuts Per Session; not many men can but multiple times without a cooldown time, but those who can often keep count of their NPS.
Guy 1: “Dude, I started tracking my avg. NPS, and it’s all the way up to 3.4!”
Guy 2: “Man, tell me that when I care. No one wants to constantly hear about how you nut more than them. Fuck off.”
Guy 1: “Fair point. I’ll keep that between me and my girlfriend for now.”
Guy 2: “Thanks for respecting my conversational boundaries, bro.”
by CommunistBear March 29, 2018
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