Noner

A Noner (said Non-er) is some one of no importance, or lack there of. It derived from "Non-Essential Personel". The term is slang used largly by united states military members to describe the vast number of people who work away from the direct mission at hand.

1) A noner can be a person that works in finance, behind a desk in the warmth of a office. Their biggest threat is a chance that the stappler may brake and a staple come screaming out into their eye.
2)"Anyone who does not work on the flight line is a noner"

by JDF April 29, 2004

Noner

The opposite of a boner. When you see a sick nasty ugly girl and your penis goes back inside your torso.

Ugh, look at that fat dancer, she gives me a noner.

by Black Lighting March 11, 2010

noner

an anti boner of the nose. nostrils flare in disgust

i dont know, but it gave me a noner

by flo the greek July 09, 2011

noner

One who stares at someone in a slightly stalking way, One who stares hoping the person does not catch you looking at them, one who nones

There was a guy at the bar who was just staring at us all and would not get away..he was a noner

by jilly falk June 05, 2005

noner

when you get a boner for absolutely no reason.

Joe: dude, we r in a room full of guys and u have boner?? eww, stay away. (although i rlly do like it)

Mark: no man, its ok. its a noner.

Joe: OoOOoOOooO. in that case, lets go play G.O.W so u can pwn me

by Mark S. Perez January 08, 2007

noner

When a man or womans nipple becomes erect usually as result from something cold. Nipple+boner=Noner

i put the ice on my nipple and instantly got a large noner.

by Hdawg August 04, 2005

noner

(no-ner)

When someone gets a boner by giving an immediate "NO" to any invitations without thinking them through.

Me: Hey, Matthew. Want to go to th-

Matthew: NO! (gets a noner)

by easy_pee February 25, 2014