nob all 

nob all, meaning almost nothing or very little.

jesus, is that all that moulding costs a meter, it's nob all.

Dave took his car to be fixed, his mechanic told him it needed a new washer and bolt fitting, it would cost £12, Dave said "that's nob all, lets get it done"

nob all by bartonscooter January 15, 2012

catch no ball 

Singaporean way of saying 'I don't get it!'

person 1 tells a lame joke
person 2: huh? catch no ball lah.

catch no ball by jellybeanx December 10, 2006

No Ball Pussy Loser 

"NBPL", from the movie out cold. Refers to someone who is a bitch or is acting like one.

Steve: "Why is John alone watching Bruce with JD and coke in the other room when Brooke wants him so bad."
Alex: "Cuz John is king of the no ball pussy losers."

No Ball Pussy Loser by Bruce Springsteen February 26, 2009

Chodie noballs 

Can be a person, or thing with a small (if any) dick, and no balls.

Did you hear Tim pussied out? yeah, hes a chodie noballs.

Chodie noballs by Mike Tipping July 9, 2010

catch no ball 

To not understand an explanation given by somebody. Originates from the dialect of Hokkien, and commonly used in Malaysia and Singapore.

Catch no ball.

catch no ball by rubberboots November 24, 2010

specky no ball 

a nerd who cant play sports (me)

look at that specky no ball cunt

specky no ball by spacecheese69 June 7, 2017

Noballs 

(Proper Noun) An extreme butt hole of a human being. Will often claim to be a straight male but is known to be either a gay or bisexual male, or, more likely, a lesbian with an overgrown clitoris. Derived from the proper noun Noble, when used as a name. Is often seen to be wearing two faces, neither of them pretty, crying over his own patheticness to anyone who will listen, and trying to persuade his ex that she would be better with him than with the son of God himself.

Ha, look, here comes Tommy Noballs! He suffers with distinct lack of genitalia!

Noballs by 69flowerchild69 October 15, 2008