Nilaxon is a kind and generous person that you'll meet. He cracks some good jokes, hit or miss but you'll still laugh. Anyone who meets a Nilaxon should not mistaken him for Naloxone though.
Nilaxon: Hi guys!
Everyone: Omg it's Naloxo- I mean Nilaxon!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).