Normally used in conjunction with annoying workmates always asking you stupid questions that you know the answer to but refuse to give it to them anway.
It also is a good way of telling the cops why you were speeding.
cop: fuckin' jeeeesus mate, how fast were ya clockin'?
N.F.T.s stands for Not For Trades. Sticker collecters use this word to show that a particular sticker is not for trading (exchanging stickers). Sticker collecters trade stickers when they want something particular from another. Trading is based on quantity, quality, size and fairness. Some sticker collecters have a N.F.T.s page which is a page full of stickers that are not for trading.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.