myspace bitch

one of the trickiest mutation of "human" kind. A myspace bitch will use the camera/ photoshop to create her own fake image for others to be deceived. A myspace bitch when she s not readin her favorite book "why men love bitches" spends her time browsin through profiles in order to find some male victim to fall in her trap. Usually up for rich whities, preferably not too bright. Reality is far out from what they present themselves to be. they love been commented on their pics.

OMG!!check out claire's page! she s such a myspace bitch!!

myspace bitch by totallrecall September 9, 2007

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myspace bitch

One who is addicted to or excessively surfs myspace.com.

You been on Myspace for three hours now?! You a myspace bitch fam.

myspace bitch by ATM April 23, 2006

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myspace bitch

someone who designs another person's myspace, sometimes for monetary benefit. very skilled with html and has a lot of extra time

person one: i dont really like my myspace...
person two: you could always get a myspace bitch

myspace bitch by caterthegator July 31, 2008

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MySpace Bitch

A person stuck in the mid 2000's that looks like they jumped right out of a Myspace profile.
The look usually consists of: profile pictures taken from way above the head, edgy My Chemical Romance lyrics posted as statuses, jelly bracelets and monster tab necklaces are apart of their every day attire, and cannot leave the house without their very loved black studded belt and clip on 'coon tail hair extensions.

Look at that girl unironically listening to NeverShoutNever! on her Zune. Talk about a true MySpace bitch.

MySpace Bitch by Uncle Chux June 11, 2017

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myspacebitchtool

Someone who takes their own pictures.
Someone who Zooms in on their stupid glasses for their profile pic.

OMG! Toby is such a myspacebitchtool
STFU! NO WAY!

myspacebitchtool by Allen Hoffman January 11, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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