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Boy- come suck "my meat"

Girl- i aint rachet

Boy- come on. U know i care about you

Girl- you do, ok
by kwsuper April 12, 2014
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Skeet skeet beat my meat

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation
by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019
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beat my meat

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"
by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005
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Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week
Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*
by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018
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yeet my meat

when u aint finne beat it so u yeet it
by fgtfag June 13, 2018
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I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS
I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf
by Fig boy December 7, 2018
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Beat my meat

The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward
Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018
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