my meat 

A dickpenis

Boy- come suck "my meat"

Girl- i aint rachet

Boy- come on. U know i care about you

Girl- you do, ok

my meat by kwsuper April 12, 2014

Skeet skeet beat my meat 

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation

Skeet skeet beat my meat *whips*

Skeet skeet beat my meat by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019

beat my meat 

To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"

beat my meat by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat 

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week

Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018

yeet my meat

when u aint finne beat it so u yeet it

Im gonna yeet my meat tonight

yeet my meat by fgtfag June 13, 2018

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

I beat my meat to squid porn by Fig boy December 7, 2018

Beat my meat 

The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....

Beat my meat by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018