key to my heart....
Is literally... a key worn ....close to someones heart ....that you gave them... they carry the one and only key.... to open ur heart

Wow u still have the key to my heart around ur neck....its been a year...and we r both still waiting......

Key to my heart by PRETTY IN COPPER July 26, 2017

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Key to my leg

like the key to your heart, but instead- it's a key to crank up Omar's leg

when im in a proper serious relationship im gonna hand her a key and she's gnna be like "awww is this a key to your appartment" and i'll be like "no this is a key to my leg"

Key to my leg by omarisafuckin'_G December 28, 2018

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My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse

Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.

My dead cat ran over my keyboard by Beanafied May 12, 2020

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my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

my cat stepped on my keyboard by Mirukal October 17, 2020

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