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My key

He is an anime character or that is what he is called in a particular scene ppl also call ppl with the name Michael as My key.
person1:My key!

person2:what is it?
by JJMgreen7 February 14, 2022
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my key

random male citizen of the united states: mikey is so hot
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
by JOFFERPLAYS May 16, 2018
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help my j key is broken

often typed when a j key on a keyboard is broken.
wait how would you type it if its broken?
Help my j key is broken on my keyboard!
by TheBroken10thLetterKey May 17, 2018
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Key to my heart

key to my heart....
Is literally... a key worn ....close to someones heart ....that you gave them... they carry the one and only key.... to open ur heart
Wow u still have the key to my heart around ur neck....its been a year...and we r both still waiting......
by PRETTY IN COPPER July 26, 2017
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Key to my leg

like the key to your heart, but instead- it's a key to crank up Omar's leg
when im in a proper serious relationship im gonna hand her a key and she's gnna be like "awww is this a key to your appartment" and i'll be like "no this is a key to my leg"
by omarisafuckin'_G December 28, 2018
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My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse
Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.
by Beanafied May 12, 2020
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my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
by Mirukal October 17, 2020
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