my duck

When someone asks for the duck that you have for a pet, you say: “My duck.”

“Hey can i have that cute duckling?”
“My duck!”

by Grim_001 June 13, 2020

oh my duck

An expression of sorrow and/or concern for one's pet duck, who has recently come across some great misfortune.

Veterinarian: I'm sorry, Jack, but it looks like your duck won't make it through the night.
Jack: oh my duck.
Veterinarian: Yes, and we have strapped his bill closed to stop his wailing so as to reduce the complaints from the neighbors.
Jack: oh my duck.

by sereklsj April 20, 2021

sick my duck

a clever way of saying "suck my dick"

She was fine as f-ck, I wanted to sex her up/She said let's hit the/parking lot, so I can sick your duck.
Outkast, "Da Art of Storytellin' (Part 1)"

by BucNasty May 23, 2004

suck my duck

what new phones auto-correct to before you can turn auto-correct off.

Guy : Hey you wanna come over and suck my duck later baby? ;)
Girl : Um, what?
Guy : Suck my dick** sorry new phone :/
Girl : Still no.... :/

by idiot_guy January 12, 2016

Suck my duck

Alternative to suck my dick.

"Suck my duck bitch!"

by Bahamuta October 14, 2007

pet my duck

to give some guy a hand job.

guys in car with rubber duck on roof: heyyy girll
Taylor: hey man i like your duck.
guys in car with rubber duck on roof: yeahh, you wanna pet my duck?!
Taylor: ohh man, yeah i do!
Ashley: thats not what they meant...

by neoncrayon April 18, 2008

sick my duck

less direct way of telling someone: "Suck my dick!!!"

Freestyle:

My name is Nick
I got tha magic stick.
I be packin' da bricks
and gettin' my duck sicked
by yo bitch
in my Mazda RX7 with da itch.
Put her out on the corner,
tell her go make me rich.

by Nick D May 14, 2003