My dick fell off 

Something very bad that happened to you

"My dick fell off when failed my maths exam

My dick fell off by Ghee boy March 7, 2019

My dick fell off 

A really sincere way to say sorry or "my bad"

"You cheated on me!"

"Sorry, my dick fell off"

My dick fell off by MexicanMandingo October 15, 2016

My dick fell ofF 

When a dick falls of your ball sack

MY DICK FELL OFF!

My dick fell ofF by MY. Dick. Fell. Off. March 7, 2018

My dick fell off 

"That's me!"

- Butters

MY DICK FELL OFF WHILE I WAS SHAVING

My dick fell off by My dick fell off ! January 31, 2023

my dick fell off 

a really bad spongebob vine

MY DICK FELL OFF

my dick fell off by nick554090 May 21, 2019

My dick fell off 

Is a meme that is used in joke

For example if someone says my dick fell off it mean most likely and hopefully a joke

My dick fell off by Yea I’ll frick a creeper October 26, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019