My dick

Is fucking awsome

My dick *points to crotch* right here.

by AWESOME364859 March 21, 2010

My dick

Is small

Bc my dick is hard

by Shigarakitomura August 30, 2019

My dick

Your most valued object in your possession. You treat it like your dick, very gently and only let people that you REALLY love touch it.

Dude! Don't mess with that CD! That thing is my dick!

by Gray. July 26, 2010

My dick

My favorite thing found in a women; is the biggest

I bet that dudes favorite thing found in a women is personality, my favorite thing found in them is my dick!

by BOSS BITCH12344321 December 27, 2011

My dick

A large object usually seen in holes; for example, glory hole, fanny hole and or bum hole

My dick was shuved in your deep wet hole

by Glorioushole December 20, 2016

My dick

Smaller than my goddamn hippocampus

Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore

by Short penis February 17, 2020

My dick

The largest, most magestic thing imaginable. You want it.

1 Wow my dick is huge !

by Ishmael56 June 11, 2018