My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard 

A line from the song Milkshake by Kelis. (The song was remade by Goodnight Nurse, who made it considerably better and funnier.) Basically, the "milkshake" stands for the woman's sex appeal. When she says, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard," it means she attracts all the guys in the area just by appearing there.

Girl 1: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
Guy 1: *to Girl 2* It's better than yours.
Girl 1: *to Girl 2* Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard by that-spooky-kid November 3, 2010

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 

It's a line from a song Called "milkshake". The word milkshake refers to handjobs. That's why its called a "milk" "shake". Once you replace the word milkshake with handjob in the song it's alot easier to understand. This is also why she says, " Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge."in this song the girl is boasting about how good she handjobs are

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard by Christina Cool girl March 29, 2015

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 

Blending milk or a milk alternative liquid (i.e., almond milk, coconut milk, water, etc) with sugar, cream, ice, and fruit or other flavoring to obtain a cold, puréed mixture of goodness that is put in the yard and sold in a way similar to a lemonade stand.

My mom recently created a new milkshake recipe and invited my brother and his friends over to critique it. They all showed up and mom stated, “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard by Harpmer October 18, 2018

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 

boobs are filled with me, jiggling them - shaking them
so she means her boobs jiggling brings all the boys to her

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

(My boobs-jiggling brings all the boys to the yard)

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard by thefreelef October 9, 2016

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Simply, my cum brings all the boys to my crotch.
(To eat me out, go down on me)

Hey guys, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. by Jonathan Gohanovich March 25, 2010