beat my eggs

When a girl masturbates.

HISTORY: On October 3, 2010 a friend and I were watching a cooking show and the woman walked casually over to the counter and said "now it's time to beat my eggs" and we both immediately cracked up, almost peed our pants and had the exact same thought about what that SHOULD have meant. And history is made!

"I gotta go beat my eggs." (gotta go play with myself)

RELATED SAYINGS
hard boiled eggs: girl version of blue balls
eggs Benedict: a girl cheater
western omelet: cowgirl position
he totally scrambled my eggs: he was good in bed

by proviegrrl December 9, 2010

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where are my eggs

‘Where are my eggs’ is a phrase a man will say when he see’s that his balls are so small, and lose them. Alternatively, a supposed ‘man’ will figure out he is actually a she, or woman.

Dallon: ‘Where are my eggs?’

Bredndon: ‘I don’t know, maybe you’re a chick’

Dallon: ‘Well if I can’t find them for you to suck, I needto suck you’res’

by Kipity August 25, 2018

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Suck My Eggs

1) Expression used when a man wants a girl to suck his eggs out of his vagina with her dick. It can also be done orally. This is done in a parallel universe.

Hey Babe, why don't you come over here and suck my eggs out!!!

by Smith Hall Posse' April 25, 2007

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