when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry
by Mirukal October 17, 2020
What you scream when your Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring Of Death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.
Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."
Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."
{Dude sitting there playing 360}
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!
by Russ Bus November 7, 2007
its a term used when dropping out of college or school and the mothers then seem concerned. Finally you think they care about your problems that have caused you to drop out in the first place but no. Its because they loose beneifts. on items destroyed in anger/tantrum/breakdown shortly after u blame it on the cat which u actually dont have although your mother doesnt even notice and gets the tea on. Talking to a friend they completly understand and therefore the phrase "wana borrow my cat" came about.
"blah mum benefits ah im so angry blah smash..o il just blame the cat. she wont even notice we dont have one. wish she would"
"hm my mums the same.....wana borrow my cat"
"hm my mums the same.....wana borrow my cat"
by Nicola EB February 27, 2007
I don’t want to come and I have no excuse but I don’t really care if you know that i don’t want to come so I will give you a horrible excuse. I have to wash my cat. (you don’t actually wash cats)
by X-5C2 January 8, 2018
v. Formal and informal expression used in occasions of annoyance, refusal, rebellion, and extreme feelings of audacity. It communicates to contemporary opposition that the matter at hand is not one of particular importance; meaningless, absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, bizarre, inconceivable.
Existence of actual cat as pet is not required for the use of this expression.
Existence of actual cat as pet is not required for the use of this expression.
" I used to feel bad when people laughed at me about my accent, but one day I woke up,
and decided it was time to tell them all to go take care of my cat."
and decided it was time to tell them all to go take care of my cat."
by EscEncyclopedia October 3, 2011
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