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Also commonly used 'Uncle Mutumbo'. A man seen as a common simple person. Known for how difficult it is to make them erect, in other words, they are usually flaccid. Striving forever to be able to hide among the crowds and accomplish their dreams. However, the Mutumbo's weakness is their relationship with women. Becoming very shy and uncomfortable around women of only a certain beauty.
As the Mutumbo (or Uncle Mutumbo) walks through the crowd, he becomes aware of women around him. Instantly his skin turns red and he attempts to withdraw into a more secluded, safer location.
Mutumbo by Its a trap! February 25, 2010
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Pronoun - The young African dancing child who is the prophet of our one and only god, the mighty Bill Cosby.
Will: Hey man i prayed with Mutumbo last night to Bill Cosby

Matt: Oh crap, i forgot *smited by Bill Cosby*
Mutumbo by Mutumbo October 10, 2014

Mutumbo Finger 

Infamous from Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA big man, waiving your pointer finger while saying, "No, no, no, no" he did this to opponents after blocking a shot. Similarly, doing so to people in public treats them as 3 year olds and makes them furious.
I cut off this erratic driver and passed him while giving him the Mutumbo finger, he punched his steering wheel in response.
Mutumbo Finger by #1ABF March 31, 2020

Mutumbo Productions

A movie production company that produces the stellar, awesome, cool, crank that soulja boy, critically acclaimed, award-winning films, such as the Minisodes and Human Rooster.
Hey did you see that new film from Mutumbo Productions? They're the guys that made the Minisodes and Human Rooster. They're pretty stellar!

Mutumbo Productions

A movie production company that produces the stellar, awesome, cool, crank that soulja boy, critically acclaimed, award-winning films, such as the Minisodes and Human Rooster.
Hey did you see that new film from Mutumbo Productions? They're the guys that made the Minisodes and Human Rooster. They're pretty stellar!

Mutumbo jingle

Mutumbo jingle, when two people engage in sexual intercourse (doggy style) except the male goes in doggy and the female goes in and chomps on his testicles from under like Mutumbo the hippopotamus.
Me : dude last night I was over at Ethan’s house and I hit him wit the “Mutumbo jingle” when he was least expecting it!

Spicy Mutumbo 

Forgetting to wash your grubby paws after eating some chicken wings and then accidentally burning a clitoris while fingering.
Dave once accidentally spicy mutumbo-ed his future wife when he finger painted tabasco sauce on his girlfriend's vagina. There were no survivors.
Spicy Mutumbo by Lester Playcool January 2, 2011
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