mutually assured

Normally heard in the context of `mutually assured destruction`; when something is mutually assured, it is guaranteed to happen to both parties involved. This phrase is normally linked to discussions involving nuclear weapons, where `mutually assured destruction` means that we are all guaranteed to die.
Hindsight is always 20-20
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- Megadeth, _Sweating Bullets_
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mutually assured

An agreement between two groups of people that one thing or outcome is guaranteed to happen or be true.
It was mutually assured by yo mama and I that you're a homo.
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mutually assured

When both parties are simultaneously guaranteed satisfaction.
By engaging in a 69, both me and my girlfriend were mutually assured a wild climax.
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mutually assured

when ur "mutually assured it means that as of now u and the negro next to u knows that ur both packin heat and that he pulled on u u could pull right back on him
the skinny white man with a shotgun in his trench coat was mutually assured by the large black man next to him that he was not goin down without a fight
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mutually assured

Collective agreement. More than one thing acting together to ensure something happening
The spanking of the Nazi's was mutually assured by the Allies.
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Mutually Assured Distraction

The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.
We were both working on our papers but then she started chatting with me on Facebook and it was mutually assured distraction after that.
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mutually assured destruction

a.k.a. MAD, refers to the military stalemate between Russia and USA between late 1940 and the present. The basic premise is that each side has so many nuclear weapons in its arsenal, that strike/counter strike would destroy both combatants.
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