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Musty Musket

The act of a male partner receiving a blow job from a female and then using her spit as lubricant for anal sex, until she shits and then the male partner using a small metal tamping rod to shovel the shit into his spermatic vein. And then proceeding to pleasure himself until he ejaculates, and the sperm shoots the shit out like a musket.
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)
Dude 1: Bro I did the musty musket with sharrel last night and now my I have an infection!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!
by Yeetboi12222 December 13, 2022
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musky musker

sexy danish man, usually a European gentleman, with luscious brown hair. Attacks Indian girls like it is his job.
damn, look at that musky musker staring at me from across the bar! he's so sexy.
by mortenaa February 14, 2010
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