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the mussons

A disease that affects those with girlfrinds, however is only affects 1 in 6. Symptoms include phantom stomach pain sulking in the corner and using a whiny moapy voice when talking to the mentioned girlfriend.
Dan can't come camping this weekend because he has the mussons.

Why is he acting so weird, oh he has the mussins.
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A musson is a teenager who tries deperately to be cool. The only thing he talks abut is drug deals. A musson usually sits and plays SNES in his basement all day, or pretending he likes something that he doesnt, so he can look cool.
"Yo look at that musson over there"
"yeah what a noob"
Musson by Musskins May 26, 2007
pioneer / The person that is the first to taste. This is the actual meaning btw
Hi my name is Musonda
Musonda by Gojo waifu November 23, 2021
1. Euphemism for homosexual; often used to ridicule one's friend.
2. One who enjoys playing in another man's mud.
3. Butt pirate; pillow biter; uphill gardener; ass goblin; turd burglar; rump ranger; donut puncher; sausage jockey; cock gobbler; pole smoker; poo stabber; ass jockey
Steve's such a mudpony that I have to wear Kevlar underwear!

Those damn left-wing mudponies are trying to take away our guns!
mudpony by Caliente Carlos September 12, 2007
A musty person; possibly an animal hoarder. A muston is a person who lacks basic mantainence and hygiene. Muston people have trouble changing tampons.
Hey man, That chick had a nice ass, but she was kind of a Muston.
Muston by Croconana January 8, 2017
Is a stud who smashes everyone in sports and always finishes on top. Nevering going down without a fight.
Musson by Speedy gonzales1972 April 10, 2010