A disease that affects those with girlfrinds, however is only affects 1 in 6. Symptoms include phantom stomach pain sulking in the corner and using a whiny moapy voice when talking to the mentioned girlfriend.
Dan can't come camping this weekend because he has the mussons.
A musson is a teenager who tries deperately to be cool. The only thing he talks abut is drug deals. A musson usually sits and plays SNES in his basement all day, or pretending he likes something that he doesnt, so he can look cool.
1. Euphemism for homosexual; often used to ridicule one's friend.
2. One who enjoys playing in another man's mud.
3. Butt pirate; pillow biter; uphill gardener; ass goblin; turd burglar; rump ranger; donut puncher; sausage jockey; cock gobbler; pole smoker; poo stabber; ass jockey
Steve's such a mudpony that I have to wear Kevlar underwear!
Those damn left-wing mudponies are trying to take away our guns!