Cum Musket

Euphemism for the male sexual organ, typically used by men bragging about sexual conquests.

She was diggin it all right, all night long. She finally begged me to fire a few rounds out of the old cum musket.

by Jamie's got a gun January 8, 2007

Musket Cumming

The act of ejaculating one singular high-caliber shot of cum, and then having to "reload" for a while for your next "shot".

"My boyfriend was musket cumming in me all night! It took almost 4 hours.."

by SisypheanTaskmaster October 8, 2025