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Musical Penis 

A sex game involving one man and several women. The object of the game is similar to musical chairs with the exception of the man's penis is substituted for the chair. There are a few variations in gameplay, such as the man lays on his back or is standing. Like musical chairs, while the music is playing, all the girls circle the man, and when the music stops, the girl who gets the man's penis in her vagina first wins the round. The reward for winning varies, but can include having sex with the girl first, and then waiting until the man is ready again. Play continues until there is one girl left. She is the loser, and typically must submit to having anal sex as a "punishment."

Sometimes, the game could be played as a sex matchup game instead, with an equal amount of guys and girls, and only one round.
Man:*in a room with a bunch of naked girls* Who wants to play musical penis?

Girls: Yay!!!

*they start playing*

Girl: Yes! I win! Haha! We'll be back in a little while!

*game continues until there is one girl left*

Girl: Aww dammit...I lose.....oh well! *bends over*
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Musical penis 

Lets all get together and play this new trendy adult game where you switch your mouth on multiple partners every 30 seconds until they cum in our mouth which you and the penis that got off become winners for the round in the game. Sara : that sounds like fun John: It is i am a pro at it Ricardo: really lets have a get together with all of our adult friends Rocky: Is this a challenge George: i wanna play i love games like these i bet i win the 1st round with these lips.
musical penis. A fun group game for adults every 30 seconds you switch to the next man with a different dick and when the man orgasms you shout "musical penis" really loud when you finally get the explosion in your mouth that person is out of the game and the penis that exploded is out too. (Winners) for the round. Keep playing until there is one last person which is the loser. Along with the last penis that has not orgasmed. And then make fun of the last person and the penis that never orgasmed. (By making funny adult, small dick ,blow job jokes) about them. In a very mild way.
Musical penis by George Cauldron February 19, 2017

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026