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Mushroom Head 

"I have I massive Mushroom head at the tip of my cock"
Mushroom Head by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Mushroom head 

A mushroom head is the head of your penis. It is the cap like part of a penis and usually is the thickest part of a penis. Mushroom heads are similar in looks to a mushroom so that's why we call the head a mushroom head.
Lorenzo: I heard you got a blowjob from Chris
Samer: No he was just biting my mushroom head

Mushroom Head 

Anyone who works in a car park, who often has a bowl cut past the age of 7.
Hey, that Paulie in the car park is such a fucking mushroom head
Mushroom Head by cecil501 June 7, 2007

Mushroom Head 

The phenomenon of permanent physical trasformation of the human body, particularily the brain, induced by excessive ingestion of mushrooms containing psilocybin or psilocin

(ie. 'Magic Mushrooms")

Symtoms include

- Poor social skills

- Shady appearance

- Extreme excellence in one single form of creative art

- Rarely seen without headphones on

- Pale skin

- Absence of 'Iris' in eyes

- Has the mind of a genius, but keeps to themselves about EVERYTHING
Bro 1: Hey dude, I think Jimbo turned into a real Mushroom Head after that spring break mushroom party.

Bro 2: No dude, Jimbo's been chompin shrooms since grade two. It seems to me that his last serving sealed the deal, becoming a Mushroom Head is a very gradual process.
Mushroom Head by Tsetorp September 30, 2008

Mushroom Head 

A great band who has a mix of metal and classic rock vocals from two different singers. Many compare them to Slipknot, although; they came before slipknot.
Mushroom Head by Cody January 3, 2005

mushroom head 

Referring to one who likes to whack it (spank the monkey, beat the meat, choke the chicken,...Jack off) by only using the ends of his fingers and rubbing on the the actual head from a vertical position...
Only one name comes to mind when i say mushroom head... Josh


... you sick bastard
mushroom head by BetterthanEzra January 15, 2004