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Mummifries

The hard, crunchy, cold, perfectly preserved fries found on the floor, or in the seat cushions of your car.
Person 1:Dude I needed some change so I scrounged my car but all I found were some 3 week old mummifries.

Person 2: Gross!
by xdnfx October 16, 2008
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mummified person

Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.
How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023
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Mummified

To be the most stoned you ever been and basically cant move
Bro im so fried rn and i cant get up.

Damn bro you Mummified
by Yung Fiji Fre$h January 16, 2021
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mummified

When a skank sucks every single ounce of bodily fluid from your existence. She sucks the soul from your being, even. You are then mummified.
Dude, Selina sucked my dick so well. I was mummified.
by RDJoe June 16, 2016
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mummified dweebo

One who does not like people talking during a movie
"Quiet Down in Front!"
"Hey, stop being a mummified dweebo!!!'
by t3h tr0n March 17, 2008
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Mummified

When a woman is not a mum and then becomes a mum through sexual intercourse.
She was mummified by her baby daddy
by CrackerPackage March 1, 2023
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mummified

a snout (penis) thats been wrapped in cloth for its own protection from a bobbiting maniac
i am mummified thanks to the phycho lorena bitch
by snipper October 28, 2005
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