Mullen High 

A group of the sluttiest, most judgmental, shallowest, richest, most spoiled and bratty cockteases you will ever find on the face of the planet.

"Dude, check out those super sluts!"
Don't waste your time bro, they're from Mullen High, they don't put out for poor guys."

Mullen High by Fuckyouhoehoes June 12, 2011

High Desert Mullet 

The facial mullet - The extreme goatee. The facial hair the is gown on the chin in abundance but shaved on the sides and long in the front.

Often worn by men who need to keep chins warm in the cold high desert.

Common among hunters and motorcycles riders.

Squirrel tail glued to the face.

Check out the high desert mullet on that guy!

When BFW asked to ride on the back of his Hog, he stroked his high desert mullet then roosted her as he rode away.

High Desert Mullet by bikeridermore March 29, 2013

Highway Mullet 

A thin strip of mullet that goes from the forehead down the neck, with a dotted line of baldness down the center.

Man 1: “I think I’m gonna go the the barber and get a highway mullet”
Man 2: “I will stop talking to you if you do.”

Highway Mullet by Lakemore likeocean August 7, 2025