An angry mule’s kick 

Pretty close, but not super close. Approximately 12 feet.

I’m only an angry mule’s kick away from town.

An angry mule’s kick by AJ02 June 30, 2021

carrying a mule's weight 

not capable of doing something; when you got too much strain on you already{as seen in the video game for Playstation 2, Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance}

I can't do that too, boss, I'm carrying a mule's weight already.

carrying a mule's weight by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003

mule's finger 

When a woman's sex organs prolapse, and form a long protrusion.

Not a large following as a sexual fetish; not heavily popularised.

"Ha. That woman's got a dong."

"No. It's something much worse. I've been told that: after a really good pounding... when it's all hanging out... If it gets cold real quick or you startle her...then... she gets hard. She calls it her mule's finger."

"Eww"

mule's finger by PHZWZRD February 7, 2019

looking up a dead mule's ass 

to rehash the past

"Sometime's it's not worth looking up a dead mule's ass."

looking up a dead mule's ass by jen o December 8, 2013

Face like a slapped mule's ass 

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

Face like a slapped mule's ass by andy vale July 13, 2006

Horse's Mule 

A person, or persons, who is being a real downer on the group him/her is in.

"..you know that's not how it works.."
"you know what Steve? you're being a real Horse's mule!"

Horse's Mule by BonerFEST January 22, 2009

a red headed stepchild's rental mule 

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

a red headed stepchild's rental mule by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016