History class is The Bigger Mulch today
by Mulcher2003 May 24, 2019
1. you ask questions over and over again.
2. you are a red head who has no red headed parents
3. Grandma Polly lives right next to you.
4. Your a slea slaw.
5. And you take 20 baths a day.
the cure is in these steps...
1. As a question once even if it kills you.
2. Ask your mom if you have any red heads in your family.
3. Ask why Grandma Polly lives next to you.
4. don't be a slea slaw.
5. don't take more than 2 baths a day.
2. you are a red head who has no red headed parents
3. Grandma Polly lives right next to you.
4. Your a slea slaw.
5. And you take 20 baths a day.
the cure is in these steps...
1. As a question once even if it kills you.
2. Ask your mom if you have any red heads in your family.
3. Ask why Grandma Polly lives next to you.
4. don't be a slea slaw.
5. don't take more than 2 baths a day.
"Don't you see that red headed slea slaw next to grandma polly's house. She must have the 'mulch disease'!" said Molly. "yah she asked me over and over again at school if i had a spare towel after her 12th shower at school after gym!" said Jamie
by CharliesKitty June 25, 2009
Similar to The Big Large. An emphatic way to say "that sucks" or "that's bad". When something is The Big Mulch, it's extremely terrible.
Things that are The Big Mulch are more terrible than The Big Large.
Things that are The Big Mulch are more terrible than The Big Large.
Person 1: "Man, history class surpasses the ranks of The Big Large. History Class is The Big Mulch."
Person 2: "Wow dude it's really that bad? To call something The Big Mulch is a pretty big offence"
Person 1: "Trust me dude, school in general and ESPECIALLY HISTORY CLASS is The Big Mulch"
Person 2: "Wow dude it's really that bad? To call something The Big Mulch is a pretty big offence"
Person 1: "Trust me dude, school in general and ESPECIALLY HISTORY CLASS is The Big Mulch"
by Mr.Glub November 28, 2018
by Bel Aire Beeryan May 10, 2010
Ass mulch is a sticky brown substance excreted from the anus. Once excreted it is placed outside in direct sunlight to cake in the heat. The resulting odor can be smelled from a distance of over ten metres and anyone within that radius when the ass mulch is 'Fully caked' will suffer from death. The texture after cooking willm be crispy and crusty like batter on a fish but shit. It can be consumed, but if you want to feel like someone shoved gravel down you throat while dumping in you mouth, be my guest, however the taste has been know to resemble compost mixed with raw sewage and bassil.
There is an alternate way of making Ass Mulch, it can be put in a berlap sack (known as a shittysack) and left to 'mature' at the bottem of your local compost heap. The characteristics are relatively similar to the 'caked ass mulch', only it has a distinct after taste of someone pouring liquified ass cookies down the throat.
There is an alternate way of making Ass Mulch, it can be put in a berlap sack (known as a shittysack) and left to 'mature' at the bottem of your local compost heap. The characteristics are relatively similar to the 'caked ass mulch', only it has a distinct after taste of someone pouring liquified ass cookies down the throat.
Alex: OM MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT SMELL?!?!?!? IT MADE MY NOSE BLEED ITS THAT BAD!!!!!
Tom:It could be only one thing, MY ASS MULCH!!!!! I wondered where it had got to
Tom:It could be only one thing, MY ASS MULCH!!!!! I wondered where it had got to
by Analex January 23, 2009
Dude... she was so fine till I got my head under her skirt and found a mulch pile...time for the mexican gardener....
by Mark January 28, 2005
The act of homosexual erotic activities with a group of 3 or more males. Typically hosted by a balding male with an unusually long torso. The event usually involves much anal play with the addition of glitter and various wooden butt plugs. The event is then ended with a pizza and beer celebration with the possibility of a round of golf.
The weather is going to be nice this weekend! I'm seeking a foursome for some weekend fun; help spread my mulch Saturday that will include pizza and beer. I will then be open to play a little golf Sunday (or potentially Saturday afternoon if we start early and finish early). You can't pass up this tremendous opportunity! Who's in?
by mikee8983 March 23, 2017