Muddy Freckles

When someone farts on another's face and poo sprays out. These shit particles appear to look like freckles. Hence, muddy freckles

Ed: Jay just launched an air biscuit in Chris's face!
Kyle: Did Chris always have freckles?
Chris: HOLY FUCK
Jay: HAHA MUDDY FRECKLES!

by Ekuhn October 4, 2010