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Mud Child 

A child, typically a stoner, with hair over their eyes. They generally wear skinny pants and act in ways that are not normal for their age. Stereotypically of Asian descent but can apply to anyone who fits the description. They usually hang with others like them and are oblivious to all but themselves.
Its nice and quiet on the HS bus.....then all of a sudden cooing sounds emit from kids in the middle of the bus where some 10th and 11th graders are sitting.

Frank: WTF is that!?
George: Mud Children......
Mud Child by mud666 December 18, 2009
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mud child 

A large Turd.
Iv just laid a huge mud child
mud child by debaser October 30, 2003
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mud child 

slang term for someone of african descent.
That mud child loves his fried chicken.
mud child by Ralston February 19, 2009

Mudchild 

That's what you call a kid that's favorite activity is shitting alot.
Man, this kid is very disgusting! He is a mudchild!
Mudchild by fakebash October 21, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026