Mrs. Woodfart

An urban legend never to be repeated

A mildly bipolar beast that feeds off of papers and children

Dude 1: "Bro did you hear the tale of Mrs. Woodfart"

Dude 2: "huh no"

Dude 1: "If you ask for an extra paper she'll make you into a stew"

by Hatersgonnahateheartxoxo January 13, 2024