Skip to main content

Mrs Murphy's law 

Murphy's law with a twist.

Anything that can go wrong, will; at the worst possible moment.
An example of Mrs Murphy's law:
Your driving to work and your running late.
Not only do your brakes fail, but you have just made it over a hill, and it's a long way down.

Your design project that counts for a third of your year 12 subject score is almost finished after 13 weeks.
Not only has your computer died and refuses to start again (even in safe mode!) you where only 5 mins off printing it out and handing it in later that day. There are no extensions!
Mrs Murphy's law by xxbuffyfreakxx January 14, 2009

Mrs Murphy 

An evil shrewd bitch lady who touches her students, but her ass is phenomenal.
Mrs Murphy made me uncomfortable when she touched me yesterday, but i don't mind staring at that ass.

Mrs. Nellie Murphy 

Auld wan in pink who does mad poetry at Electric Picnic, tells stories in mad places and does the matchmaking at the Father Ted Festival. Mad buzzer for an auld wan.
Saw Mrs. Nellie Murphy spinning yarns at The Bog Cottage when I was off me tits.

Mrs.Murphey 

The teacher that tells you to get a life when you say skskskks
Girl: skskksk
Mrs.Murphey: get a life