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a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters 

1. n. a wank
You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

To Pull A Mrs. Blore

To erase or white out one's signature on a petition or other important document.
I'm regretting signing that petition of yours, I'm gonna have to pull a Mrs. Blore

is there a Mrs 

Followed by ther surname of the man to whom she is speaking, a woman will say this to enquire as to whether or not the man is married. The man will typically state what kind of relationship he is in. The woman will still come onto him, but will give away that she is after him, although not directly.
"Is there a a Mrs Baker?"

"No, but I do have a girlfriend of seven years"
is there a Mrs by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool 

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.
Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

mrs i love a walrus 

this is a woman who is married to a walrus, walrus fucker, she has a strange body-never before seen on this planet oddity. She has tits that come round corners before she does. This oddity also loves goats, and married men, if you see this creature DO NOT look directly at it as your eyes will fall out!
-I seen something in the zoo yesterday and i was sure it was Mrs I Love a Walrus!

-Did you see that thing in the back of that car?......I could of sworn it was a Mrs I Love A walrus!!!

a Mrs. Marks 

An old women stalker in a horror movie, the kind that creeps up from behind you, "Hellllllllo, child." Her hand is as cold as ice, and she is old and wears her spectacles on a string. Her laugh is a turkey vulture, and her smile is devilish and menacing.

Beware...
Natalie: Our new substitute teacher is creeping me out!
Emily: How so?
Natalie: Well, she came up to give me my graded test, and her hand was really cold and her voice was raspy!
Emily: Oh yah, now I see, she's such a Mrs. Marks.
Natalie: Totally!
a Mrs. Marks by High_Flying_Hawk.101 November 11, 2011