When manly man Ran Stanly was growing up he dreamed of a wife named Mrs. Right who would serve him beer while giving him blowjobs whenever he wanted. However, when he woke up and saw that he worked as a clown that did birthday parties and shitty magic tricks for a living, he decided it was time to settle for Mrs. Alright.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak