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A bald creepy white man, most likely from Florida. May look like Pit Bull the rapper.
Call hr, Becky keeps calling me Mr 305 in the company group chat!
Mr 305 by Lilchocolategazelle September 3, 2021
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Another name for the Cuban rapper Pitbull.
Pitbull: Mr. 305, checkin' in for the remix!
Mr. 305 by angryangry May 26, 2009
Mr. 305 other wise known as Pitbull. He uses this name to mean Mr. Miami because 305 is Miami's area-code.
Ha, Ha
It's Mr. 305 checkin' in for the remix
(I know you want me: by pitbull

I'm going to Mr. 305's concert. I love his song Hotel Room Service!!!
Mr. 305 by bbya July 3, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026