moutain dew

The most ultimate pop/soda/soft drink. It`s known for its high level of caffine, but come on when it's early in the morning we all need a good jolt.

Alex woke up at 2:00am and drank some moutain dew to wake up.

by Ed187 July 4, 2008

Mountain Dew Red

(Squip) repellent.

(Michael Mell) saved everyone from the Squip using Mountain Dew Red.

by TheMusicalTrash January 27, 2018

Mountain Dew Baby

The birth of a retarded child due to a male drinking to much Mountain Dew causing decreased sperm health.
Urban Legend says that if a male drinks to much Mountain Dew it can cause decreased sperm health and overall amount.

Guy1: Hey did you hear about Chris's newborn

Guy2: Yeah I did, it so sad that it’s a Mountain Dew baby.

Guy1: Right, I told him to lay off the Soda.

by Richierich7896 October 3, 2017

Mountain Dew

The nectar of the gods, a drink often drunken by the nobility and king,
If you drink you have big pp

I saw someone pour some Mountain Dew over a statue of a king for ceremonial purposes

by Americanski November 27, 2019

Mountain Dew Mouth

A gnarly set of jacked up teeth.

Predominant in Kentucky, Northern GA, North and South Carolina. Rampant in the Appalachian region due to over indulgence in the sugar infested beverage.

Have you seen that girl from Appalachia?
She must have drank too much soda pop as a kid because she has Mountain Dew Mouth. Her teeth are gnarly dude.

Eeew. Man...when is the last time you went to the dentist?
Why?
Your teeth are jacked up dude. You have Mountain Dew Mouth.

by FergiFerg020608 February 16, 2009

mountain dew code red

When the Bible talks about the water of life, it's referring to this wondrous soda.

mountain dew code red

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010

mountain dew-che bag

A complete douche who goes around telling everyone about the new mountain dew cans.

Chris- "Hey, Mark did you see the new Mountain Dew cans?"
Mark- "Chris shutup, your being a real mountain dew-che bag right now!"

by Chris_Wright February 18, 2009