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1)...enlengthened form of Mom.
2)A woman who constantly bitches at you for random shit you probably didn't do, to achieve her miserble self-fufillment.
1) Kid: "HEY MOM!!"
Mother: "Speak properly, junior. Use 'Mother' instead of 'Mom,' so I can brag to my friends like a cunt what a sophisticated and trained little boy I have.

2)My mother!
by Leiko October 02, 2004
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the stupid woman who gave birth to me.
my mother isnt really my mother if she abondons ME.
by soni vitali January 13, 2008
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a person who gives birth to you then leaves you with your pops cause she hates you and your father so much. A person whos not really a mother and hates her kid.
my mother thought i was an ugly worthless piece of shit so she abandoned me and left me hating myself and women for life.
by Sonny Vitalis February 27, 2008
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Someone who slaps you all the time, doesn’t support your dreams , and will always guide you in the wrong direction
Sally got accepted into 20 colleges her mother locked her in the basement with rats instead
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#1.Probably the only person who had ever
loved and cared about you.........
#2.The person for who you gonna hate yourself
when shes gone and u realize that u have never
gave her anything back even though it had been
so easy just to say thank you......
#1.
Loving Mother:pls George let those porns and come outside for a bit, u havent left youre room for two weeks now. i dont want that u end up as nude or a satanist worshiper or even worse as a Mtv news reader.
stupid George:piss off!!
#2.
im missing my mommy
why i have never listend to you mom
*a 40 years old Mtv news reader crashs on the floor cries and then shoots himslef into the head so that the cleaning lady has to do over-hours again*
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The first lady of the chav household. She is often found whiling away the days watching her relatives on Trisha in her cigarette-stained dressing gown, yelling at the little chavs and smoking 60+ cigarettes a day.
Defining characteristics of chav mothers are:

i) A penchant for smoking
ii) Being single
iii) A love of TV-related magazines
by salad fingers147 October 24, 2005
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