Most Perfect Boy

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Sally is the cutest and Marco is the most perfectest boy in the universe extra kisses mwah mwah. But anyways Sally is the extra cutest and most perfect and prettiest and smartest. She kinda smells tho. A lot. BUTTT Marco is so perfect he makes the word perfect look imperfect. And he stinks,,,, but he’s really smart like the smartest ever and the cutest and hottest and stinkiest and a very lovable boy so he’s the most perfect boy ever.Anyways I get to date Sally so I am the luckiest (Marco).

Stinker: Yeah Marco is the cutest and most perfect boy ever <3
Marco: Actually Sally is the cutest and smartest.
Marco wins the argument because Sally is the most perfect.
Marco: Dubs only

Most Perfect Boy by Sallyiscute October 2, 2021

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Most Perfect Boy Ever

Marco. Marco has the cutest smile you’ll ever see. He speaks soft words and gives the most comfortable hugs. He always asks to hold hands when walking or sitting together. Before he leaves he’ll look at you with his gorgeous eyes and ask for one last goodbye kiss. But, his stench reeks and invades the air. His stink is so bad grass shrivels and dies as he walks over it, and any water surrounding him evaporates from his hotness. He is so hot that he is the reason the globe is warming. However, love is stronger than his scorching heat and his terrible stench. In fact, it’s been scientifically proven that Marco’s love can heal every broken bone caused from tripping over his cuteness within 24 hours. He’s so incredibly smart and cute.

In conclusion, the absence of Marco is the absence of life and love itself; it is a tragic fate to endure. Sucks for everyone else who doesn’t get to date the Most Perfect Boy Ever. He makes life a bazillion times better and brings so so so much joy and happiness. He is warm, safe, and protecting. He always keeps his beb fed and happy. He gives the bestest hugs ever (especially since he’s the buffest).

And that’s why Sally is the luckiest to date him <3

Poop pleb 1: Wow do you know who the Most Perfect Boy Ever is?

Poop pleb 2: Marco?

Poop pleb 1: literally

Poop pleb 2: yeah your boyfriend sucks compared to Sally’s boyfriend Marco.

Most Perfect Boy Ever by Marcoiscute January 29, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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