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Moshi Moshi 

Moshi Moshi or 'Moshi' for short is a phrase used to initiate a period of time where everyone in a group puts their phones face down on the nearest table without picking it up, for the purpose of enjoying the moment and each others' presence.(Usually right after a smoke sesh)
Yo moshi moshi guys, we're all are glued to our phones right now and it's killing the vibe.

Moshi moshi 

This is sentence means like "I'm going to talk" AND IT HAD ALSO BEEN USED ME SHINOBU AN ANIME GIRL IN DEMON SLAYER
Shinobu- "Moshi moshi!
S I M P S - "OMLLLLLLL AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Moshi moshi by Hawk's wife February 13, 2022

Moshi Moshi 

The term Weeaboos use to greet other Weebs over the internet.
Moshi Moshi, Ohayo Takagi-san , Desu~.
Moshi Moshi by Brong Dong January 9, 2020

moshi moshi man 

Papa Meags. The king of RPO Peek Zone Bubble and will fuck your bitch.
Only people who know the name Moshi Moshi man will go to heaven

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? 

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

moshi moshi police desuka 

"Moshi moshi police desuka" means "Hello this is the police" in Japanese.
"Moshi moshi police desuka?"

"I'M NOT WATCHING HENTAI!"
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