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Morpheus's world 

Synonymous with "dream world." Referring to The Matrix (1999), Morpheus's world was the illusional dream world machines created in a futuristic environment to entertain the minds of the coma-like humans, who were bred for energy to sustain the machines.
As the night grew steadily older, my eyelids grew heavier as I descended into Morpheus's world.
Morpheus's world by cmfd723 December 2, 2010
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scarned my morpheus 

the act of stepping in dog shit barefooted
snibbs: oh shit dude i just scarned my morpheus

sninbbys: no way you better have hungry chuck look at that!

Morpheus Logic 

From a scene in Matrix Reloaded:

Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.

Neo: Or didn't do something.

Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.

Neo: How do you know?

Morpheus: We are still alive.

Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.
Guy 1: Man, My wife got pregnant from someone else, I got divorced, they foreclosed my house and I'm having to file bankruptcy.

Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?

Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...

Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.

Calling Morpheus 

To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.

Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell
Calling Morpheus by ari the greek January 11, 2008

morpheus 

Some black guy who keeps on getting hatecrimed proper by Agents in the matrix
Oh looky here, Morpheus is getting slapped about again
morpheus by Ultros August 12, 2003

Morpheus is fighting Neo! 

A phrase used in an inappropriate situation to get everyone's attention shortly before leaving a room.
Eg, at a funeral:

Priest: And so we lay him to rest-

Twat: COME QUICK GUYS, MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!

morpheus tokata 

When someone hacks your league of legends account and changes your summoner name to this...
Oh man someone Morpheus Tokata'd me..