morning thunder 

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.

'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'

morning thunder by ant August 4, 2004

morning thunder 

I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.

Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'

morning thunder by McGinty September 6, 2006

Morning Thunder 

A loud eruption of gas released from the backside in the morning.

The calm silence of the bedroom was shattered from Daisy’s morning thunder.

Dude: *sleeping*

Daisy: *farts really loudly*

Dude: *wakes up* Daisy! That stinks!

Daisy: What? I had to get it out! It’s my Morning Thunder.

Dude: *holds nose* What did you eat?!

Morning Thunder by Anonymous1847282718181 March 8, 2020

Morning Thunder 

1) Inordinately great sex in the morning. As strong and powerful as a Bison.
2) A flavor of tea...to be had in the morning after having sex.

Man, I got two smashing cups of morning thunder today, Finneus.

Morning Thunder by NotRyanReally January 25, 2004

Morning thunder 

An incredibly loud, deep, and sexy fart that a person blasts in the morning

I let out some stinky morning thunder today.

Morning thunder by Goyangi August 9, 2025